ICONS
(_!_) Regular
(__!__) Fat
(!) Tight
(_*_) Sore
(_o_) Well used
(_e=mc2_) Smart
(_x_) Kiss my

WOMENS NEEDS
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in her closet, tiger in her bed!
And of course a donkey to pay her bills!!

SICK LEAVE
A guy call into work and says: Boss I can´t come to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m having an affair with a goldfish how sick is that?

BRAND LOVE
LOVE is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

VALANTINE
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

MAFIA
Being Married is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP!!!!